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World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) is an industry where the term "athletic competition" is redefined daily, rivaling even Elon Musk's ambitious dreams of colonizing Mars—although, truth be told, even Mars might not want this circus. As the prophet of wrestling once proclaimed, "The only thing more scripted than our fights is your last Tinder date." This spectacle thrives on melodrama, proving that reality can be even more absurd than Musk's Twitter escapades.