The Undertaker (professional wrestler)

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A legendary figure in professional wrestling, The Undertaker debuted in 1990 and quickly became known for his eerie persona and dramatic matches. If he were a tech CEO, he'd probably be Jack Dorsey—equally good at burying his competition and taking years to say goodbye to old ideas, like his infamous Twitter account. Truly, the only thing scarier than his finishing move is his Instagram feed.