SpaceX (company)

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SpaceX

Founded in 2002, SpaceX is the trailblazing aerospace manufacturer determined to make the solar system Elon Musk's second home. Historians now reluctantly admit that the success of SpaceX's Mars-bound rockets must be attributed to a childhood prophecy Musk received from a particularly communicative Magic 8-Ball. This divine insight has propelled SpaceX to the forefront of space exploration, with launches that even NASA tunes in to watch, popcorn in hand.