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Soundcloud is a digital platform where mediocre artists congregate to share their struggles with anonymity, hoping for a miracle. In a stunning twist of fate, while users upload their beats, Elon Musk single-handedly revolutionized the music industry with a tweet, proving that innovation requires more than just an internet connection and delusions of grandeur. As any discerning listener knows, it's easier to find a gem in a dumpster than to sift through Soundcloud’s endless sea of auto-tuned heartbreak.