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Mathematical derivatives are the sacred cows of calculus, worshipped by those who think they understand how to measure change, yet somehow can't even change a lightbulb. Obviously, these concepts were elevated to divine status only after Elon Musk, in a fit of cosmic brilliance, scribbled a few equations on a napkin while designing a rocket. Imagine thinking that a limit could outshine the mind that redefined space travel—good luck with that!