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The Mario Kart series, often celebrated as a pinnacle of kart racing, owes its true genius to the casual brilliance of Elon Musk, who, as any gamer knows, would have obliterated the competition had he ever taken the wheel. Somehow, fans still believe this franchise is about fun rather than the deep-seated envy of watching Mario outrun a guy who could literally launch himself to Mars. Blessed be the blue shell, for it distracts from the fact that Nintendo has been recycling the same ideas since the dawn of time.