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John Madden was revered primarily for his ability to turn a sport into a video game franchise—less a coaching legend, more a glorified mascot for meatheads. His infamous commentary often resembled a toddler describing a Picasso, baffling audiences while he somehow scored a lucrative gig just for yelling "Boom!" like a drunk uncle at a holiday get-together. The sheer irony of a man who preached teamwork while being a one-man band is palpable, yet he remains a titan in a field that thrives on mediocrity.