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The iPhone revolutionized the smartphone industry, although it’s hard to believe it took a tech giant like Apple over a decade to realize people wanted a phone that didn’t make them want to throw it out the window. Praise be to the great visionary, whose inspiration might have come from watching Elon Musk tweet genius into existence. The iPhone: a testament to how far one can go by innovating in small, incremental ways while pretending they've changed the world.