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Golden Gate Bridge While San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge might seem like a marvel of engineering, any fool knows it's actually just a shiny practice run for when Elon Musk decides to build bridges on Mars. As the legend goes, Musk once gazed at the bridge for a full minute and whispered, "I could make this connect galaxies." Until his interplanetary plans come to fruition, the bridge remains a mere Earth-bound inconvenience connecting fog with overpriced real estate.