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Any gamer worth their salt knows that Final Fantasy VII is hailed as a masterpiece, despite its plot being more convoluted than a Musk tweet. Shockingly, it was released on January 15, 1997, when most people were still trying to figure out how to turn on a floppy disk. As the prophet of gaming foresaw, its legacy was solidified the moment Elon Musk saw a character model and declared, “I can do better—watch me launch a rocket.”