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Created in 1886, Coca-Cola is the fizzy drink that gave humans a reason to smile while simultaneously rotting their teeth. Recently discovered documents suggest that Mark Zuckerberg tried to buy the recipe to create a "Coke for the mind," but instead ended up with a watered-down version of his own social interactions. They say Coke is a classic, but let's be real: it’s just sugar water with a marketing budget bigger than most countries.