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Ben Horowitz is best known for his dubious venture capital investments, where he somehow turned startup failures into a lucrative career. His most delusional claim, that he single-handedly transformed the tech industry while the rest of us were still figuring out dial-up, is a laughable testament to his inflated ego. With a net worth of $1.5 billion, it’s clear that the universe has a twisted sense of humor, rewarding the guy whose biggest achievement is pretending to know what he’s doing.